There's just gotta be a pun in there somewhere. I'd come up with something, but right now  I have to take a dump.

I'm just waiting for someone to say "LMAO" ...

You just did.

Well Crap that was just a moving experience.   

LMAO ...... Sock Boy's havin' a poopin' good time. How do you spell relief?

Poop-a-licious? Ahhh ...... no.

Well I'm getting real tired of this toilet humour real fast, so I'm outta here and I'm gonna find me somebody who works at the parliamentary cafeteria and can lace the pollies food and drink with laxatives.... so they'll start pooping from the right end/orifice.

I'd tell it to "Put a sock in it." But I'm too pooped. 

Been out swabbin' tha poop deck'  in tha hot sun 'ave ye?

After you transited the 'poop' deck? Duh ...

Now here's a bit of completely useless but pertinent trivia for ya....

Do you know why they call it the 'poop' deck?

It's the one where the sailors go to hang their a***s over the rail to....

Cos Cap'ns abhorred buckets below decks.

TMI

Phew!

*running out the door for some fresh air*

White Russians make me giggle...

Now you know why buckets were banned below decks.

Okay. Here's one for ya. Why is the back end of certain vessels called the fantail?